There is
a particular type of manager who only sees the positive side of company
policy. Like Dr. Pangloss they assume
that what is happening is the best that can be done in the best of company's.
They appear to be able to believe ten impossible things before breakfast.
Now for
an old hand like myself they are either unbelievably naive or apparatchiks of
the most mindless sort. Experience indicates that the latter is true. Nobody
can be that naive!
If you
have a problem recognizing this managerial species then you will fail as a
politician. The female version sounds
like a kindergarten teacher always warning against running with scissors, while
the male version has more enthusiasm for an obscure change in purchasing rules
than any rational person should have.
Now
although they may be the butt of jokes from the more worldly members of their
teams they should not be underestimated. Their sugarcoated personas can hide a
very ruthless streak. When challenged they react badly. Anyone who challenges
their delusions is deemed as not being a team player. The upmost crime in their
world. And once you are condemned of that deviancy you are in trouble.
So how do
you handle this type? Well you just pay lip service to their enthusiasm.
Politicians are accused of having too many faces and they practice this because
they need to work with many people to build alliances. You can't disagree with
everyone all the time and still get things done. So if the manager has this
personality then just humor her.
However
if you work for a company were the management culture is more akin to a cult,
with daily cheerleading sessions, typically they are American, Europeans being too
cynical and buttoned down for silly games, then you have a decision to make.
You can either sign up or you can move on. A lot of companies with this ethos
have terrible working conditions and see regular and extensive overtime as
being a sign of loyalty. Commitment to the team is everything!
Also
don't mistake enthusiasm for commitment to doing things. One of my first experiences
of this behavior was on a trip to the US where I attended a weekly production
meeting and at the end they had a "lets do it" ritual. Which was
strange to me coming from the UK where meetings typically end on a low note,
chairs pushed back, participants shuffling out as if burdened by the extra
workload. The problem was that they
didn't, do it that is. The next week the only person who's finished his
assigned tasks was me. The cynical Brit. The others had excuses, but still did
the "lets do it" ritual at the end of that and every subsequent
meeting. I reached the conclusion that "let's do it" was the same as
"mañana" but without its overwhelming
sense of urgency.
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